Who could have ever guessed that one of the next big things in gourmet movements could be coffee for such a long time? It used to be that coffee was just part of a meal, but now knowing about it is an important part of most foodie repertoires. But more important than if you know some Jamaican Blue from some Java beans, coffee is a beverage for socializing, and a love for coffee helps make it easier to meet people worldwide.
No one can quite pinpoint the latest coffee boom, only comment on the far-flung places in the rural United States where it’s now possible to get an organic cup of coffee (thanks, Newman’s Organic and McDonalds). A large number of university cafeterias across the country fought for their right to fair-trade coffee back in the 1990s, so you’d think that this coffee trend, especially with foodies, would be a little over by now.
The real difference between a love for coffee and a strong like for it is knowing a little bit more about how it’s made and where it comes from. For example, espresso is not a different type of coffee bean. Rather, it’s a special kind of coffee beverage where the hot water is forced through well-packed, finely-ground coffee. The machine that makes espresso is where the beverage gets its name, and is actually only from 1901, when a man in Milan filed the very first patent. Unlike coffee, espresso has a foam, even without milk, and a thicker consistency. A truly good espresso, you see, will hold sugar you pour in for a couple of seconds before it breaks through the foam.
There’s a lot to be said about developing a love for coffee at a younger age. Instead of just getting hopped up on caffeine and sugar, it’s nice to practice drinking such a distinguished beverage. Because really, that’s what coffee ultimately is: a more appropriate social drink that you can’t get drunk on.
Learning to order coffee is one of the most important skills you can have as a socializing grown-up, and if you’re going to be traveling the world and going out with people, there’s no better time to learn than right now. If everyone else is ordering drinks with actual names, and not asking for “a shot” of something, then you need to not order a single or even double espresso. It will be much smaller than their drinks, and you will feel awkward. If bitter things aren’t really your taste, then go for anything with mocha or leche, as you’ll get chocolate and milk to cut the taste of the coffee.
Don’t feel bad if you want a drink with more taste than simply “caffeine is pumping through my veins.” A love for coffee doesn’t have to mean running around wound up all day. Go for the beverage with a bunch of milk and cream, add sugar, sip slowly (which should be easy, since an afternoon coffee in France could take hours), and don’t worry about looking uncultured. You’re doing just fine.
Want to make sure you don’t make any mistakes when you’re out drinking coffee in public? Just order a simple beverage, and pay attention to what everyone else is getting. If they get elaborate foamy drinks that take a while to drink, and you’re stuck holding a shot of espresso that’s not designed to be sipped, then you’re going to throw the balance off. Order a big drink when other people are ordering big drinks, and a small drink when people are ordering small drinks, and if in doubt, just add as much sugar as you want.
But the real reason for learning to drink coffee, even before developing a love for coffee, is to be able to socialize to your utmost potential in countries around the world where it’s an important part of being communal. So remember what words mean milk and what words mean espresso, and get out there and start tasting!
If Damian Papworth hosts a major celebration he dusts off the 12 cup coffee maker. For typical mornings though one cup coffee makers are more appropriate
